2022 - The Origin of Scene Bol (Part 1)

Let's jump into this dumpster fire of a friend group to look for the origins of the fabled "SCENE BOL".

It all started in the snowy winter evenings of January 2022. 2 crackheads decided to play football on the  gravelly road of Vijaya Shatabdee where one wrong kick would make both of them meet their makers. one fateful evening the elder brother of one of those crackheads decided that he would be their savior by giving them the divine knowledge that football is a game to be played on a field and was gracious enough to let them play with his squad.

This led these 2 adventurers to the magical football ground of PF and that ground, THAT DAMNED GROUND was where everything started.

One seemingly uneventful day after an intense leg breaking match of football, our heroes saw a Hunter was beckoning to them. Curious about this new main mission, they decided to YOLO. The Hunter turned out to be an old comrade of crackhead 1 and they got to bitching about their old times. Suddenly, their spidey sense tingled and they saw 2 unknown faces in the wild. The Hunter said, "Worry not coz they are people of trust. Come hither and make their acquaintance". Cautiously our beloved crackheads approached these aliens and they turned out to be affiliated to a rival institution. However they were courteous and subjected them to a respectful conversation. After introductions, the maidens wanted to have DEHATI CHAI and reluctantly our heroes agreed coz they were more of a Horlicks type of person. This was the start of our beloved dumpster fire as mentioned before.

At the end of this storyline, a warlord invited us the others and crackhead 1 to his quarters for a hearty meal and divine funn oon. He invited crackhead 2 to a private conversation apart from the others where he stated that since crackhead 2 was not worthy enough for the grandeur celebrations of his quarters, he should earn his spot there and not expect any freebies.

To Be Continued in the next Blog...

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